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unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

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asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

yeah i have a question for the president. how do astronauts go to the bathroom and where does it go when they’re done?

answer:  they float to the bathroom and the bathroom is a part of the ship so it doesnt go anywhere

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  • Question: Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now. - searchforpizza
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    dennys:

    Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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ultrafacts:

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mvmarcz:

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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nailed it

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occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

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how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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outcastsamongoutcasts:

troye-the-juicy-boy:

jennarallyamazing:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

But when you put the letters g & i together they make the j sound, like giraffe..



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outcastsamongoutcasts:

troye-the-juicy-boy:

jennarallyamazing:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

But when you put the letters g & i together they make the j sound, like giraffe..

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EXPLAIN GIFT

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foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

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